Hello my little pretties.....

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF TANG LAND!!!

I have something frightening to tell you!

I was reading my e-mails casually, surfing the inbox, when what should appear but a email from Morry. Morry is someone who I used to chat with frequently, who scared me off and I decided that I wasn't too interested in anything he said. Imagine a stooped out man in a wife-beater talking to a trash can, and you will know Morry. Anywho Morry just wanted to write to tell me that he's moving cross-country to my town here in Cali!!!

Now for arguements sake, I know that this could just be a mere coincidence. That's until I read further....

He wants to know my address so he can come and visit. Oh yes, as well as what district of my city I am currently in!! EEP! He might as well ask me to send him my dirty underwear under the full moon! There is no way this guy is going to get my addy.

So then I remember this thing from Fugly.com. Basically, using the yellow pages, an email address, and some other types of info given from the victim, these people were able to tell some random young lady that they were her parents due to the fact that they new the address, phone number, birthdate, and whatnot.

Now I am running to the nearest Radio Shack for caller ID hook-ups. But don't worry, Gabriel the Gothic Cat and Rooks will protect me!

So now I have to go, my homework is calling.

Tang

Has anyone(this is directed to the devoted following of, what, ten?) gone to www.daign.com?

It is so fun!!! Basically this little bastard who reminds me of myself writes reviews on webcams, and he says the honest to god truth. If you have 3 teenagers in front of a webcam in their bras, he asks "where are these girls mothers?" He calls it like he sees it, and not a lot of people seem to like him due to the fact that he does call a person here or there a goth slut, or a porn star in the making, or even white trash. Common. If these groups of people didn't exist, we wouldn't have names for them. Am I right? Common, tell me I am right!

So Rooks is a bum. He got a week off of work to move, and our place looks like crap! I have been working to try to get the shit together, maybe someday there will be a semblence of order.

If you won't forgive me for the Goth comments, realize that I claim this group. I know I probably offended some, but if you can't laugh at it, you take yourself too seriously. Imagine, Goth is a group that is MARKETED too. What is not to laugh about that?

The website is up for review. USELESS BABLE! that's all it is! NOT FUNNY! i never claimed to be funny. BORING! sometimes life is....

Anywho, I got an e mail request from someone who reads the site and doesn't know me. This person wants to see a picture. Hmm. Does how I look really matter? I think I will clear the air right now! I am a 300lb Phillipino woman, and proud.

I AM A CARBOHYDRATES ADDICT!!!!!!!!! I have started reading that carbohydrates addict book, and I am thinking we all are. Here's how you qualify:

Q:Do you like breads and pastas?
A:Who doesn't?

Q:Do you enjoy eating a lot?
A:But of course!!!!

Q:Do you have uncontrollable cravings?
A:Don't we all? Maybe not food, but....

So how warped am I? I grew up thinking Prince was the sexiest thing to grace the earth!! I am a CARBOHYDRATES addict, for godsakes! I don't know what to do with myself! I think I am headed towards the bread basket....

Tang

Please, I beg of you, don't listen to me!!!

So now I know I will never be on the "BLOGS OF NOTE" list! I have said too many controversial things.

I have started to think about creating a "my company exposed" site. All the dirty things that my company does posted for the world to see. Especially since we are supposed to be the "best company to work for."

I think it would look something like www.earthlinksucks.net. It shows all the shitty things E-Link has done to it's constituents.

So I went into a Politics chat room, and I was instantly pinned against the cyber room wall with comments from die-hard Conservatives, and I was thinking to myself, "MACHINE HEAD." Let's think outside of the box people.

So I wanted to create a archetype of a Gothic conversation. I think it would go as follows:

note that GOTH A is male, and GOTH B is female

GOTH A: Hello sister(this is a Pagan reference)

GOTH B: Hello brother. How black is your soul today?

GOTH A: Well I was listening to some more Bauhaus, so it is as black as the soul of Satan, who is my lover. What's occured in your semi-realistic black existance this week?

GOTH B: I went outside, into the sunshine today, and it burned! I guess this is a sign from the Horned One that I no longer need the life giver Sun, I am so much death that I am doomed to live in darkness. How's you're partner in this eternal hell?*

GOTH A: She isn't feeling well, she was consuming the blood of black cats on Friday (this ironically is Friday the 13th, which for a goth, is every Friday) and she said she felt her eternal soul starting to beat again. She asked me to execute her in homade black gallows, however I couldn't fit the rope around her neck, with all that black lace.

GOTH B: The Horned One willing, she will be out of her pain and suffering soon.

*Partner in this Eternal Hell=Significant Other

And so forth.

That's enough for this mental tangent. Hey! Tang-ent. Tang. Tang-ent. Tang.

Tang