Tuesday, August 14, 2001

Okay, I had the greatest idea! Barbie for different types of people. Barbie in a little gothic corset and combat boots, Barbie in a pair of baggy pants with a backwards hat, Barbie in all white with glow-beads around her neck.......

So I don't know what to say about what's been going on lately. I have been taking it at work. I don't like "it." I think I know what I want to be when I successfully pass into the world of adult-hood. I want to work for a Union. If you ever get the chance to work for a Union go for it! They are so awesome. I can't tell you how much Unions have done for us all through history, but I really think that large corporations like to look at their workers like cogs. I hate the whole "I am a cog and I know it" mentality. Where did the "I am a woman, hear me roar" thing go...or maybe even "I am an indavidual damn it"

So I was looking online at this site, it reviews webcams. Low and behold, there is a girl I went to HS with, showing her breasts to everyone, with some useless page about how to be a rebel, and what the true meaning of life is....*can't stop yawning*---*look breasts*---*yawn again*---*BOOBIES*

Yeah, I am a girl and I just said that....

SO THIS IS FOR ALL INDEPENDENT WOMEN OUT THERE:

Ten Reasons why you should STRONGLY consider things before living with your Beau(compiled over the last four months by a veteran)

1. Imagine this scenario: Get off of work, finally done with your commute, and all you want to do is go home and get a Coke(or Pepsi) from your fridge and sit down with the feet up. Upon your arrival at home you notice the following

a. The front door seems to be jammed up from behind and it looks like sporting equipment.
b. The laundry you washed last night, including your fav black dress is all over the hallway
c. The pack of cigarettes you call "emergency equipment" is gone
d. The fridge is suddenly Coke free, and you can't seem to even find a trace of any drinkable substance left over for
your impending arrival from work.
c. The couch is so covered with crap, you couldn't sit down if you wanted too.

2. Just think of what your bathroom(or Mecca, shall we say) is going to look like.

3. Imagine your favorite shirt with bleach patches, even though it's maroon.

4. Don't ever think you'll get a phone call or a message. Especially if it's from work.

5. Expect football season to be hell filled with all the men your pretty leather couches can seat.

I am just going to stop at five. Why say more?

From personal experience, I live in a home where I knowingly understand that porn lurks somewhere.

I think, with that image I will go.
Have a good time devoted following, I will catch up to y'all later.
Tang