So I met this totally cool guy online, but I will only refer to him as "Source of all Evil." He had another name for me to call him, but I couldn't remember it exactly.

This is really my first time meeting someone online that I actually like, someone who can spell and whatnot. I don't know, this is somewhat enthralling.

So I am at home right now cleaning the room with the boyfriend. My boyfriend has some things here that look like they are straight out of the eighties. We found a U2 Actung Baby cd(not that I didn't own this album myself) and some Reebok high tops. Everyone knows what I am talking about, where the shoe looks like a space man shoe, all leather, and no cupping of the ankles. Scary. I can't seem to convince him to throw them out either. I think an ultimatum will work, how about this: "Okay bitch, it's either me or the shoes!"

So I think I have lost my soul, because I am now smoking Menthols. Every smoker knows how it is, when you get a cigarette, and you've just bummed it, you're going to smoke it even if there's a little crack mixed in. So I have this co-worker who smokes Menthol, and has no problem sharing, and lo and behold, I am in my fav quicky asking for a pack of Marlboro milds.

One of the funny things is, no matter how broke I get, I never buy cheap cigarettes. I fear I will look down and see some rat's tail hanging out the end, and since I am such a nic addict, I won't even have the sense to put the damn thing out....

So anywho, I think I am off, to find a way to sabotage the shoes. What about arson? I could fill them with Gabby poos(that's my cat). I wonder...

Tang

So I had the coolest experience today!!!

Rooks and I are looking for a place in Mid-town Sac, and everyone was so friendly with us. We found this place that I am so desperate to live in that I will decidely take a second job just to live there. It's a renovated Vicorian, painted in this nice rusty red, with a absolutely huge front porch, and lovely high ceilings.

I was so in love with the area. I think I counted at least four people who stopped to say "hi" to us, and I ran into a co-worker there. I loved it. Everyone keep your fingers crossed that we can get the place!!

So we went into the grocery store, and they had the freshest ripest fruit I had practically ever seen, and not only that, women joked with us in line while we waited to check out. I can walk down to work, or ride my bike.

We sat on a bench and ate, and walked around just admiring the co-op gardens and chalk on the sidewalks, boasting of happy children. No noise pollution, and lots of trees.

I think we've found our new home.

SO here is the ideal way to intercommunicate with the opposite sex. Use myself and Rooks as an example.


Tang says:
Later, I want to revamp the website
Tang says:
Honey?
Rooks says:
honey?
Tang says:
Will you bring me home something to eat?
Rooks says:
whaddya want?
Tang says:
I want chocolate covered hostess donuts, a Gatorade(riptide rush) and a granola bar
Rooks says:
too expensive!
Tang says:
No!!!
Tang says:
I am hungry
Rooks says:
we will get you lettuce
Rooks says:
it is filling and cheap
Tang says:
there is nothing to eat here except for cheese
Tang says:
Lettuce is not filling
Tang says:
it has pesticides
Tang says:
*sob*
Tang says:
*sob*
Rooks says:
we will wash it
Tang says:
RRrooOOKkss
Tang says:
are you happy?
Rooks says:
i am tired
Tang says:
I am HUNGRY
Rooks says:
and i have an hour and a half of work left
Rooks says:
and no more breaks
Tang says:
sucks to be you
Rooks says:
but i am not hungry
Rooks says:
so i guess life is good
Tang says:
I AM!!
Tang says:
rooks, you wouldn't do that to your little tangie would you?
Tang says:
are you going to bring little tangie something to eat?
Rooks says:
yeah i am
Rooks says:
i am glad she is little
Rooks says:
little people do not eat much
Tang says:
ROFLMAO
Tang says:
Did you eat all the cheese?
Rooks says:
no
Tang says:
where is it?
Rooks says:
dennis must have stolen it!
Tang says:
HE DID!!!
Rooks says:
bastard
Tang says:
WITH THE FORKS!!!!!!!
Tang says:
we should stone him!!!
Tang says:
sacrifice him!!!!!!
Tang says:
beat him with a toilet paper roll!!!!
Tang says:
chain him down and slowly rip out his pubic hairs one by one!!!!!
Tang says:
feed his guts to gabriel!!!!!
Tang says:
make him give you head!!!!!
Tang says:
force feed him cheese and forks till he screams!!!!!!!
Tang says:
get his feet wet and leave him out in the car to get a cold!!!!!
Tang says:
outside of the house, I meant
Tang says:
in the cold to get a cold...
Tang says:
crap
Tang says:
I suck
Tang says:
did you catch all that?

Hey I just got an IM and it was from someone who was reading the page!!!

Isn't that special?

Isn't this cool!!!

All my devoted following can IM me.

No, not you, psycho!!!

I mean you!

Not only that, I am going to make a profile, so that everyone can know more about Tang!! Kick ass!!

So today I wanted to talk about people who I love!!!!!

Eddie Vedder! I love his music, I love his hair, and I most definately love the way he smiles with his eyes. I love the depth that Perl Jam music has. The lyrics are so amazing. Not just his A side tracks either. His B sides are usually better.

Bjork! She is awesome, like written poetry her music is, says Yoda. She is a little crazy, but she gives eccentricity it's own stage.

Courtney Love! She gave me the feminist growl that so defines my person. I love a bitch who can throw a punch. Not only that but she is so angry, it makes me think that the glass ceiling won't be there too much longer.

But I am a "goth" so I guess I will stay true to form, and let everyone know about the gods I worship.

ROBERT SMITH---ROBERT SMITH---ROBERT SMITH---ROBERT SMITH---ROBERT SMITH---

Not only did he take the Cure to levels that otherwise it would never have seen without him, he defined pain, angst, and more pain. He makes sex seem like a scar you bear to the world, and the only form of perfect love, at the same time. He captures emotion at it's finest. He made an alternative to the alternative. He makes Hot Topic look like a joke.

TRENT REZNOR---TRENT REZNOR---TRENT REZNOR---TRENT REZNOR---TRENT REZNOR---

I am sure that he has about a gazillion sites dedicated to what a amazing musician he is, so I won't go that way here, but he is so awesome. He IS Nine Inch Nails, and he made them, he makes the vast majority of his music on his own. He plays several different instruments, he moans like a babe, and we all want him. He has a sex appeal equal to none, and he displays emotion that strikes the core of all beings.

If you do not know who these artists are, or you do not own an album by them, I urge you, go purchase!

I am so damn sorry for not writing sooner. Here are the recent updates.

I don't know if I like my family. It was puzzling, and my sister, what a bitch. I cannot stand her. I knew her before, but she was like a totally different person. I guess money does that to people.

I am headed off to a party today, and I want to get all dressed up, so I will probably talk a little more in a few minutes, and in the meantime I am going to get this site all revamped, so it looks cool. I think that Tang needs a new look.

I hope I don't get drastically drunk at this party and try to come home and type. I don't think that a hang over would be a good thing either.

I'll be back soon
Tang